Stephanie Leaves

A quick update from the weekend then. Friday night saw shit shitter, Stephanie, exit the house. This came as a massive surprise to the bookmakers as Mario was a clear favourite for the boot. However, the stroke victim and his lapdog transvestite partner were quick to reveal that they have a massive fan club back home and they have friends all over the country who are keeping them in.

In fact, Mario seems to be getting a little bit too carried away with his survival, already talking to Mikey about the final, as well as explaining again to the blind bastard that he is so much better than the other housemates, and he's not a fame hungry retard like the rest of them. He has vast management experience as he has ran a multi-million pound national company and worked in the army and participated in tasks all of his life, then of course, Lisa pipes in, "yes, he has, he's done it all, he's great" etc. etc.

Meanwhile, Sylvia has demonstrated her game plan by going backwards and forwards between various groups and trying to distance herself from Alex, but then being nice as pie to Alex. She's stirred things up a bit with Jennifer and Dennis, whilst saying fuck all to Alex.

The producers seem to be trying to keep Alex in, as earlier predicted. Most of the weekend has provided a focus on how much of a twat Mario is, with Alex featuring very little. Mohamed and Rex had a conversation with regards to Alex's motives which reported that she's started being nice to everyone once the eviction was over, yet more old-school Big Brother nomination tactics. It looks very likely that Mario will be up for eviction on Friday once the housemates have their first vote, I would imagine he could well be up with Alex and/or Rex, as these seem to be the big characters at the moment, but we'll have to see.

In other news, the group participated in a task whereby they all had to learn a musical instrument and perform "When the Saints Go Marching In", with Darnell as conductor. As conductor, Darnell had to allocate which housemate played which instrument. Again, this led to friction between Mario and another housemate. Mario instantly became the protector of the handicapped (again) by stating that Mikey should have first choice of instrument as he's blind (?). However, it transpired that he wasn't actually allowed to have a say in what instrument he was to play, and was allocated the triangle, because of its ease, in what was possibly one of the most patronising things I've witnessed on television in years.

The final rendition of the song was horrific, with Mario moving from blowing his own trumpet to the tuba.

Housemates have since had a clear the air meeting, proposed by Dennis, in which bitching and slagging each other off was brought up. They've also failed their most recent task, whereby they had to organise 6,250 grams of crisps into four different flavours by licking them, the flavours being Salt 'n' Vinegar, Cheese and Onion, Worcester Sauce and Ready Salted.

That's about it for now, it's all getting a bit boring in all honesty.

Here's a video of Mario and the tranny, the blind leading the blind. Note Lisa dressed as country legend Willie Nelson. "Tell them about the Ant and Dec". What's "the Ant and Dec"?!?! They're people not an object you tranny fuck.